Trump Roast

As Monty Python would say, "And now for something completely different." Some would argue that putting politicians in charge didn't work for America's first 226 years, so why not try to take the most egotistical, narcissistic, mean-spirited, loudest, compassionless person, (who also cheats at golf,) and let him have a go at it? What could be the harm? It's not as if he's going to pick a fight with a North Korean madman, cozy up to a Russian enemy, make his daughter a senior adviser or install a son-in-law as the arbiter of foreign relation policies. It's a cinch, as a novice in Washington, that he'll pick the best people to help him navigate the most difficult job in the world. Rest easy, my friends,. It's all going to turn out just fine. What could go wrong? Trump Roast tells you exactly what went wrong in a semi-humorous manner, starting with the very first five minutes of Donald Trump's Inauguration speech and moving through the first three and a half years of a nightmare. You'll be armed with the facts, the ones he claims is "fake news" about the Ukraine impeachment hearings, Helsinki, pulling out of the Iran Nuclear Pact, pulling out of northern Syria, pulling out of the Paris Agreement and PULLING OUT OF STORMY DANIELS. You'll learn about his Mexican wall and who's paying for it, relations with NATO, his Trump University scam, a couple of hurricanes, speeches in front of the CIA, Boy Scouts and the 2018 UN General Assembly, dealing with opioids, Jeff Bezos, nepotism, staff firings, racism (China virus, shithole countries, etc) the national debt, the James Comey firing, Michael Flynn, his tax returns, tariffs, kids in cages, pardons, the "liberate" tweets, emoluments, the Yemen war, the Baghdadi press conference, the March 6th CDC press conference and every subsequent coronavirus press conference, gun control, media bashing and his enormous personality defects. We left out the golf stuff because Rick Reilly beat us to it. When you finally get to the epilogue, if you still feel compelled to vote for the guy currently in the White House, and enough others in precisely the right places do the same, the 45th President of the United States might be the last. You'll be pulling the lever for the death of democracy, and I will have wasted months of my life trying to prevent you from doing just that.