The Old Farts versus The Fatberg

Fatbergs are formed by non-biodegradable plastic matter such as wet wipes, sticking to the sides of sewers when mixed with cooking fat and oil, the Fatberg that blocked the Boris Johnson Tunnel was 130 tonnes in weight with the length of Tower Bridge. It became worldwide news both for its size, and the failure of Mayor Boris Johnson, to build tunnels large enough to handle London sewerage. The Fatberg fired people's imaginations all over the world, which prompted publicity seeking British Broadminded Television, to film a Fatberg Autopsy.Where respected sewerage authorities Professor Peter Watercloset and Doctor Zee Garbo agreed, that the Fatberg posed a deadly threat to London, as did decadent British Broadminded Television who were shielding paedophile Jimmy Savile. Yet top B.B.T journalist Harry Hack, rubbished the Jimmy Savile allegations and he also mocked the findings, that the Fatberg could develop into a dangerous life form. Yet hypocritical Harry was destined to witness the first attack, by a ferocious Brown Blob spawned by the Fatberg, causing London to spring swiftly into action.London Water Board allocated a laboratory to Doctor Zee Garbo. where she developed an effective antidote to the Brown Blob, the task of spreading this antidote through the London sewers fell on the Old Farts Club. This mobility scooter gang was led by the anglophile Laird of Loch Ness, better known worldwide as the Scots stunt biker Evil Neville, today the heroism of the Old Farts is part of London legend. While the studies of Peter Watercloset and Doctor Zee Garbo, led to building the Thames Tideway Tunnel, to counter the Brexit tunnel vision of ex-mayor Boris Johnson.Who went on to become the Prime Minister recorded by history, as the leader so occupied with pushing a harmful Hard Brexit, that he ignored the deadly Corbynvirus mushrooming around him. 'Herd immunity' was the answer according to Prime Minister Johnson, until he became part of the herd by falling ill then he quickly opted for containment, but by then the Corbynvirus had gained a deadly foothold. As a result of the precious time lost thousands of people would die, so it was fortuitous for Britain and the world, that Doctor Zee Garbo won a Nobel Prize for producing a vaccine.