This funny and witty collection of zany poems has all the John Hegley comic hallmarks, including references to wearing glasses, Luton, and the fact that dogs are superior to cats! Aimed at children but with plenty of appeal for the author’s following of adult fans, this book of poems is arranged alphabetically by title, with family pets and other animals featuring strongly, from mosquitoes and ants to wise camels and goldfish, and guillemots to Toby the Peruvian armadillo. Oh, and don’t forget the unusual unicorn (he goes to school). Packed with John’s unique brand of deadpan humor and illustrated in scrapbook style with the author’s own quirky line drawings, this is a poetry book like no other!