Captain Jobnik: U.S. Army Liaison Officer

Captain Jobnik -- U.S. Army Liaison Officer is a memoir, in the form of a novel, that describes how Captain Jobnik was awarded the Medal of Exceptional Liaison by the President of the United States. Captain Jobnik describes his service in the Strategic Liaison Army Command (SLAC) 's 14th Strategic Command Army Mobile (Liaison) , the 14th SCAM(L) . Captain Jobnik, who uses documents obtained through the Freedom of Information Act as one of his sources, is the first U.S. Army Liaison Officer to publish an in-depth description of day-to-day activities in the 14th SCAM(L) . Captain Jobnik includes previously undisclosed details and insights concerning his participation in America's global liaison mission. Captain Jobnik also reveals, for the first time in an unclassified form, the inner workings of the U.S. Army's Forensic Fact-Finding Office's Recovered Object Workshop (EFF-Off) , as well as the Lost Object Study & Research Section (LOSR Section) . Captain Jobnik, who was not all work and no play, includes stories about his friends at The Loaded Pistil. Captain Jobnik, U.S. Army Liaison Officer is a clean, wholesome tale of sex and death, appropriate for the entire family.