For fans of Tina Fey and David Sedaris—Internet star Jenny Lawson, aka The Bloggess, makes her literary debut. Jenny Lawson realized that the most mortifying moments of our lives—the ones wed like to pretend never happened—are in fact the ones that define us. In Lets Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson takes readers on a hilarious journey recalling her bizarre upbringing in rural Texas, her devastatingly awkward high school years, and her relationship with her long-suffering husband, Victor. Chapters include Stanley the Magical, Talking Squirrel A Series of Angry Post-It Notes to My Husband My Vagina Is Fine. Thanks for Asking And Then I Snuck a Dead Cuban Alligator on an Airplane. Pictures with captions no one would believe these things without proof accompany the text.
