Parnucklian for Chocolate

As a small child, Josiah believed that his father's absence could be explained by the simple fact that he was a high ranking alien official on the planet Parnuckle. It explained so much else, too, like why Josiah should eat nothing but chocolate (Parnucklians eat nothing but chocolate) , and why he should be proud of and idolize his father, the Keymaster of Gozer, even though they'd never met.