The Book That Eats People

WARNING! THIS IS NOT A BEDTIME STORYLegend has it there exists a book that eats people.This is that book!Many readers have been unable to escape its perilous pages.But this isn't that book.Yes it is!This is simply a story about that book.Really. I mean, how could a book eat people?So if you're just dying to know the history of this literary monster, all you have to do is turn the page...Don't do it!