The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers

They're getting bigger. And you're not getting any more sleep.<br><br>Second in the <i>Sh!t No One Tells You</i> series, in <i>The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers</i> Dawn Dais tells it like it is - again - offering real advice for parents of growing children. Filled with tips, encouragement, and a strong dose of humor, <i>The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers</i> is a survival handbook for parents on the edge.<br><br>Chapters include:<br>You Suck at This. <i>It's not just your imagination.</i><br>Walking Is Hard. <i>Bruising is considerably less difficult.</i><br>Remember When You Judged Other Parents? <i>Prepare to eat your words, with a side of karma's a bitch.</i><br>Restaurants Are Battle Zones. <i>Spoiler Alert: You are not the victor.</i><br>Kids Get Sick. <i>Then everyone gets sick.</i><br>This Childhood Will Be Televised. <i>Hello, camera phones.</i><br>Your TV Has Been Hijacked. <i>By things with very high-pitched voices.</i><br><br>Coming from one empathetic parent to another, the tips in this book are real, clever, honest, and designed to make life with a terrible two- or three-year-old a little bit more manageable. Hilarious, helpful, and handy, this book will be appreciated by any parent who has asked: &quot;Why didn't anybody warn me that unconditional love would be so much work?&quot;