Sckraight From The Ghetto: You Know You're Ghetto If . . .

Is the only art you own on your fingernails? Do you consider kool-aid one of the five food groups?. You know you're ghetto if:-Turning up the heat means turning on another burner on the stove-You think of paneling as a home improvement-You use a pair of pliers to change the channel on your TV-You run to get pots as soon as it rains-Your glasses and silverware come from a gas station-Your weave is longer than your torso-You have more than ten uses for Vaseline-and one of them is shoe polish. Ghetto is not where you live. Ghetto is not about income or social status. Ghetto is a state of mind..