A Ride of a Lifetime

In the rough and tumble days of 1932, young Chester Neitzel, who is an idiot, meets the one man who has any faith in him, namely the old Mr. Rudolph, who is an exceedingly creepy old man who rarely wears clothing. When Rudolph lets slip that he had an Ol' Flying machine, Chester does anything in his power to someday fly it, resulting in many deaths, possible life-terms in prison, gallivanting around with the reanimated corpse of Woodrow Wilson, and unleashing an epidemic upon Utah. Will Chester ever fly his Ol' Flying machine with his deviant friend Rudolph?