A New York Times Bestselling Author -- What could be scarier than the first day of school How about a crash course in the paranormal from the editors of Home Improvement Undead EditionYour worst school nightmares will pale in comparison to these thirteen original stories of academic anxiety Youll need more than an apple to stave off the creatures in Harriss never-before-published Sookie Stackhouse story Ilona Andrews tale of exceptional children Thomas Sniegoskis Bad Hour at dog obedience school and ten more Remember your first lesson resistance is fruitless