Savannah "Van" Leone has been in love with Peter Clarke since the first day of college. Six years later, she's maid of honor for her best friend Janie as she marries Peter. Afterward, Van drowns her sorrows in cocktails and reruns of Rin Tin Tin, and does what any heartbroken woman would do: buys a dog on the Internet. But the pocket-sized puppy she expects turns out to be a hundred-pound beast who only responds to commands in Slovak.
