Do you like gripping tales of adventure coated in humor and wit? Do you like books that break writing conventions and whose rulebreaking may one day be studied in classrooms as a commentary on literary tropes? Do you like hot chocolate with marshmallows the size of candy? If you answered "yes" to at least 3/4 of those questions, then this book may or may not be for you. But be warned: if you don't start to not stop reading it, or if you cannot not stop not reading it aloud or nonetheless some such-that is to say, if at any point, under any circumstances or for any reason, or towards any individual-you have been warned. Enjoy!
