The Dwarf in the Drawer: A Mischievous Parody

<p>I'm the Dwarf in the Drawer,<br>And I lived here before . . .<br><i>Before</i> that darn elf -- <br>That insufferable bore! </p><p><b>Book and plush gift set!</b></p><p>It's the most wonderful time of the year! The time when tiny elves spy on all the little children and then go dancing off to tattle to Santa. . . . What? That doesn't sound wonderful to you?</p><p>Right. The Dwarf in the Drawer doesn't think so, either. Why does that dim-witted elf show up every December?</p><p>In the tradition of <i>Goodnight iPad</i> and <i>Runaway Mummy</i>, this is a hilarious parody of Santa's elvish spy -- and a story that will make us all take another look at the true meaning of Christmas.</p>