Romeo and/or Juliet: A Chooseable-Path Adventure

Chose your own review...Not as good as the book, Amazon.

"Cool. Amazon has a little thing to help me plan out a review. Awesome! Let's see. First question...'How would you describe the plot of this book? Predictable/Some Twists/Full of Surprises?' Well, I'm choosing the plot...so predictable, but the consequences of my choices are often surprising, and I am sometimes surprised by what I choose. CURSE YOU! Fortunately, such false dichotomies are not forced on my by Romeo and/or Juliet..." "OK, next question. 'Which of these words best describes the mood? Hopeful, Dark, Nostalgic, Light-hearted, Suspenseful, Thoughtful.' I can actually become Juliet's glove, which is pretty trippy and thoughtful. But...The Nurse Quest game is pretty nostalgic for the text-games of my youth. The original plot is about suicidal teens making terrible life choices. Can't I say, 'Yes, these are all words that best describe this book?' No? Man. 0 for 2 Amazon Pick Your Own Review. So far, you're losing terribly to Ryan's book." "Third question: 'How would you describe the pace? Slow, Steady, Fast' I'm going to go with fast, only because I can generally make a new decision pretty quickly and I read fast. But if slow or steady wins your race, then you do you. Hey, that's not too bad, Amazon! 1 for 3. But...RA/OJ is still winning." "OK, Amazon. This is the last question. 'How would you describe the characters? One-dimensional, Developed, Complex?' Amazon, here's the thing. It's up to you. If you think that it's more fun for Romeo to literally spend the entire story pining for Rosaline, and being a terrible, boring guy, you can do that. Me, I went a little off the rails on several of my reads. So my Romeo is Complex. Ish. I mean, he's still a teen-ager who falls in love with literally every woman he meets who isn't the nurse, but he does flip between waxing poetic and using more modern speech as my fancy takes me." "All in all, RA/OJ is way better than this Chose your own Review story. Cannot recommend it highly enough. Read more