Capricorn Anderson had never watched a television shownbspbefore Hed never tasted a pizza He had never evennbspheard of a wedgie And he had never in his wildest dreams thought of living anywhere but Garland Farm communenbspwith his hippie caretaker RainnbspCapricorn Cap for short had lived every day of his life on Garland Farm growing fruits and vegetables He was homeschooled by Rain the only person he knew in the worldnbspLife was simple for CapnbspBut when Rain falls outnbspof a tree while picking plums and is hospital-riddennbsphe has to attend the local middlenbspschool and live with his new guidance counselor and her irritablenbspdaughter While Cap knew a lot about Zen Buddhism no amount formal education could ready himnbspfor the trials and tribulations of public middle school nbspCap doesnt exactly fit in at Claverage Middle School dubbed C Average by the kids He has long ungroomed hair wears hemp clothes and practices Tai Chi out on the lawn Hisnbspweirdnessnbspbasically makes him biggest nerdnbspin school This is great news for Zach Powersnbspbig man on campusnbsp He cant wait to instate the age-old tradition in C-Average Schoolnbsp The biggest nerd is nominated for class president--andnbspwinsnbsp So when Cap becomes president he is more puzzled than evernbsp But asnbspCap begins to take on his dutiesnbspthe joke starts to turn on Zachnbsp nbspWill Capnbspturn out to benbspthe greatest President in the history of C-Average Schoolnbsp Or the biggest punchlinenbsp nbspnbspnbsp.
