If you are working up to an America's Cup campaign and you bend a shiny new 12-metre racing yacht, you are in trouble. You are in even worse trouble if you sink it. The kind of trouble that gets you kicked off the campaign and scrubbing boats in a struggling boatyard. The kind of trouble that leaves you head to head with some of the grubbiest inhabitants of Spain's Costa del Crime. The kind of trouble that will undoubtedly kill you, unless you forget that you are a nice person, and make sure you kill it first....
