Suzie Bitner Was Afraid of the Drain

Fall into a wonderful collection of humorous and whimsical poems that take you to a world where mice wear roller skates, a girl turns into a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, and a baseball embarks on an unexpected trip. Dine with the adventurous Masters of Balledere Hall; hear from a girl who has, of all things, worms for pets; and discover the fiery effects of eating a chili pepper. Suzie Bitner Was Afraid of the Drainis comprise of 124 poems that offer a lighthearted perspective of the world children of all ages will enjoy.