From the Publisher"Packed with warped logic, twisted common sense and silly hijinks—offbeat fun."
—Kirkus
Kirkus Reviews2013-10-02
Fourth-grade girl superhero Jo Schmo faces three revenge-hungry villains. While Jo masters new techniques--the Tasmanian Chop and invisibility (useful for sneaking into movies, not so useful for avoiding being sat on by fat people)--Dr. Dastardly and Numb Skull bond in prison over their mutual hatred of her. Their jailbreak uses exploding macaroni and a giant slingshot made from underwear elastic. Meanwhile, a crew of time-traveling pirates led by Pinkbeard (he was Blackbeard until he drank too much pink lemonade) travels to the future to see if modern times offer more money, better-tasting grog and cuter women.
