One day I was years old and broke Then Grandma gave me Grandpas old riding lawnmower I set out to mow some lawns More people wanted me to mow their lawns And more and more One client was Arnold the stockbroker who offered to teach me about quotthe beauty of capitalism Supply and Demand Diversify labor Distribute the wealthquot quotWealthquot I said quotIts groovy manquot said ArnoldIf Id known what was coming I might have climbed on my mower and putted all the way home to hide in my room But the lawn business grew and grew So did my profits which Arnold invested in many things And one of them was Joey Pow the prizefighter Thats when my th summer got really interesting