I Will Chomp You!

STOP RIGHT THERE. Dont move a muscle, buster. Stay out of this book or I WILL CHOMP YOU!   So says the not-so-fierce inhabitant of I Will Chomp You!, a tale of deception, greed . . . and cake!   Jory John and Bob Shea bring a fresh, hilarious twist to a time-tested blueprint as their little monster threatens, reasons, and pleads with readers to go no further in the book because he will NOT share his beautiful, delicious cakes. Children will identify with the monsters high valuation of his possessions, and importantly will laugh at the silly measures he takes to protect them.I WILL CHOMP YOU! A monsters reign of terror begins even before the title page HEY. GO AWAY. Turn to the title page and there the monster waits, blue-skinned and angry-eyed I WILL CHOMP YOU! As the reader turns the pages, the monsters direct-address threats increase If you turn any more pagesI WILL CHOMP YOU, BUSTER! Another page turn and the monster is even angrier NOW QUIT IT! Until finally, HEY! Im warning you! Youve been officially WARNED! CHOMP! Unfortunately for the monster, the reader is just too fast, and its chomp misses the mark.