I am a beastA beast Not quite wolf or bear gorilla or dog but a horrible new creature who walks uprighta creature with fangs and claws and hair springing from every pore I am a monsterYou think Im talking fairy tales No way The place is New York City The time is now Its no deformity no disease And Ill stay this way foreverruinedunless I can break the spellYes the spell the one the witch in my English class cast on me Why did she turn me into a beast who hides by day and prowls by night Ill tell you Ill tell you how I used to be Kyle Kingsbury the guy you wished you were with money perfect looks and the perfect life And then Ill tell you how I became perfectly beastly